Showing posts with label Gordon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gordon. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Gordon at 3 1/2

This is a picture from July of 2011. He seems to have grown a foot since then. He rides a bike with 16" wheels without a problem. He can still climb anything. When he lovingly head-butts me, it hurts. He's still a Mommy's boy, but will go hang out with Dad anytime (as long as Dad's going somewhere or if Star Wars is involved). He's a lot like Evelyn (they're two peas in a pod), but without the girly emotions. 

He was developing a really bad case of the terrible three's recently, and I realized I needed to put my foot down on him going to bed earlier (more like I put my foot down on myself, because most 3 year-olds can't tell time). I have to sit with him until he falls asleep. He's just plain scared of going to bed alone. His whispers and snuggles melt my heart, so I don't mind helping him drift off to sleep. A lot of nights he wakes up scared of the shadows, and needs a warm body to snuggle with until he falls back asleep. 


He talks more than ever these days, asking increasingly complex questions and giving answers to those questions according to his logic. Three year-old logic is hilarious. "Mom! My tummy hurts!" How come? "Hmm, it needs more food!" Uh, we just ate dinner, and you're going to bed, so, I don't think so. "But Mom! My bones are hurting!" I start chuckling. "My bones are rumbling because they're hungry! See?" And he lifts his shirt up so I can see his bones rumbling. I wish there was a way to remember all the funny stuff he says each day. 

Nipples on the male gender are referred to as 'Mohawks.' "Hey Mom! Look at my mohawks!" 
Blowing a raspberry is referred to as a 'jellyfart.' Where does he come up with this stuff? 

Speaking of mohawks  he wants to have one like his Uncle Dan, except Gordon was blessed with hair that doesn't want to do anything else but lay down. This provided some disappointment on Sunday when he piled the hair gel on, only to get a thin row of hair to half-way stand up, even after I worked the gel in and blew it dry to stiffen it up. He was shrieking, "My mowhawk!!!" every few minutes if something came within inches of touching his hair. 

Gordon is all boy, despite being surrounded by girls most every day. He likes to join in on the rare nail polish party, but other than that, he participates in all the typical pesky little brother activities - stealing toys, wrecking beloved set-ups, kicking, tackling, dog-piling, etc. Angelina thinks this is all hilarious for the most part, except when he does it to her. He likes dressing up, and he's gone through several dress-up phases the last year and a half. For a long time it was Buzz Lightyear, but now he's branched out to Woody, Red Rackham (Tintin), pirates, and just a regular superhero as of today. 

He loves going out to dig in my garden plot and pretend he's planting. He and his buddy Max enjoy ripping the layers of bark off the eucalyptus trees near our playground and making large piles of debris. He loves collecting sticks, and tries to get them in the house. They get tossed off the balcony when he decides the best use for sticks are hitting his sisters. 

He loves The Killers, as he has since he was 21 months old, and takes phrases and tunes from their songs, and changes the words to make his own hilarious lyric, and then sings it over and over and over. "I Can't Stay" has a lyric that says "riding my decision home in the dark." Gordon took the "home in the dark" part and started filling in "dark" with different words, like toilet, poop, oatmeal, shoe, etc. His sisters thought this was absolutely hilarious, so he kept on going. We're working on socially appropriate words. :)

I love this kid. I hope he keeps his coolness as he grows up.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Da da da daah daaah, da da da daaaaaaah daaaaah!


For about three months now, we've been listening to John Williams: Greatest Hits in the car as we drive around town. The impetus for this was that I (Ben) was playing Lego Indiana Jones for a few weeks earlier this year and the kids would watch or play along. The game includes the wonderful John Williams music that he composed for the movies and it makes the game-play that much better. The kids, Gordon in particular, really took to the music, so I got out my John Williams CD and we started listening to it as we ran errands or drove to the beach. Eventually Gordon randomly started singing either the Indiana Jones or Star Wars theme (something he picked up because we're raising him right!) at any given time throughout the day. Occasionally it matched what he was doing -be it jumping off the arm of one couch onto the other one, or playing with his toys- other times the music was completely incongruous with what was going on -reading scriptures or eating dinner-. As we were driving to eastern Idaho we finally captured Gordon singing his two favorite pieces of music, enjoy.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Happy Birthday Gordon!

 This miniature Buzz Lightyear turned three early last month. He's most definitely no longer a toddler, he likes being rough and tough and can keep up with kids much older than he is. In the last month, he's been able to pretend play with Jilly and Ev in their make-believe games, which is a huge development beyond walking in and destroying whatever set they've built (still does this occasionally). He loves to play in the water, as evidenced by today's partial flood in the bathroom (two sink counter-top, one sink is really clogged, let that faucet run for a while, you can take it from there...). He really enjoys digging in my garden plot and making mud, and splashing in rain puddles to find the snails, slugs and worms that abound in our "May Gray" weather (personally loving it). He sang the beginning section from the "Imperial March" (Star Wars) for the 20 minute car ride home from a store yesterday. He loves Bob the Builder shows and Wonder Pets. 

He picked out Fruit Loops cereal for his birthday breakfast (sugar cereal is rare around here), and asked for maple syrup for lunch. Just syrup.....and then a little while later he added that he wanted "little squares cut up" with it. Jilly translated and said that meant waffles. So that's what we did. This boy LOVES brownies (takes after his mom he does) and so we did a big plate of brownie squares with scoops of vanilla ice cream on top, with an Oreo pushed into each ice cream scoop. The video below demonstrates my complicated technique. Uncle Dan has not missed a birthday yet I think, and he was with us for the afternoon. Gordon loves Uncle Dan. 

 Batman. (Sorry for fuzzy pictures).  
 He got a new baseball glove, and he's opening Great-Grandma Green's present here. 
 "Uuhhuh! More tissue paper?"
He was rewarded with a new pair of jeans. Gordon loves his jeans and when it hits 85 degrees later in the summer, I will have to say the winter fairy stole them until the weather cools off or something. Other random facts: He's been potty-trained for nearly a year now, he is no longer waking up before 6:30 am regularly, but still climbs into bed with me a few times a week. He's been the only kid I've been able to stand having in the same bed, he doesn't squirm around much. He drinks water like a fish, and goes to the bathroom just as much. When we're out in our garden or just playing around the landscaping in our apartment complex, I often find him relieving himself on a bush, wall or rock. Or the girls just yell loud enough for anyone nearby to hear, "MO-OM! Gordon's peeing on (whatever)." Today I wondered if some animalistic territory-marking gene has been activated.  I love my ticklish, squishy, rambunctious boy!


Monday, April 30, 2012

Kids Say the Darnedest Things


This little guy was watching a children's program in which they showed several videos about skyscrapers, parking garages, and other buildings that are made primarily of re-bar and concrete. I don't think he quite understood the message of the show, or maybe he did. Soon after finishing the show he asked me to take him potty, after looking at his handy work in the bowl he said, "Daddy, that's concrete, it's concrete."

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Gordon's growing up!

He said some things today that he's never said before that show he's getting older. I wanted to get them down before I forgot them.

We had Orange Chicken, rice and broccoli for dinner. All the kids love this meal, and they always want more orange chicken.
G: "Mommy, I wan' more chicken!"
Me: When you've eaten your rice and broccoli you can have more.
G: Mommy, I eat my rice.
Me: When you finish your broccoli you can have more chicken.
G (with his hands up like he's declaring a touchdown): Mommy, I eat all my food! Yay! I get more chicken!

Tonight's little conversation while I was putting him to bed tonight. This was the first conversation he's ever initiated at bedtime (the girls do this all the time). We had just finished saying his prayers.
G: Mommy, what is Jesus Christ and Nephi?
Me: Jesus made our bodies, and the animals, and the trees and grass for us.
G (still confused): Who is Jesus Mommy?
Me: He lives up in the sky, and He made our hands and legs and feet and head. He made the bunnies, the doggies and the kitties, and the grass and trees for us too.
G: Oooohh. (Like he understands now).
Me: Do we love Jesus?
G: Yeahhhhhh. (In a growly, quiet voice). Who is Nephi?
Me: Um, Nephi is a prophet from the Book of Mormon who made a big boat.
G: (Blank stare like this idea was way beyond him).

Yeah, we'll save Nephi for another time when I have pictures at my disposal. He pretended he was a puppy this evening, which he has done quite a bit lately, and has created his own game of "Timber!" on the couch. He's getting a lot better with pretend play and it's fun to see what he does with his toys. I can't believe he's going to be three soon!

Add-ons in the last few days:
Gordon does a really cool air guitar. He'll grab a pillow or some other large-ish, flat object (book, pillow), and start singing some tune from "The Killers."

He's discovered what "Timber!" means and says it while knocking towers of blocks down, or more commonly, as he falls over in a heap onto the bed or couch.

He told me he wants a big box for his birthday with a strawberry house inside.

Today I was making a chocolate cake (he loves chocolate, my kind of kid) and when I cracked the eggs in the bowl he happily said, "Mommy! Da eggs are hatching! De'r hatching!"

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The things they say...

Me: Gordon, why is your shirt all wet?
Him: Because i' was raining on my shirt.

Our fire alarm went off on a Sunday afternoon in January when we were all changing our clothes after church, so we hauled Gordon and Jilly out in blankets. Gordon was totally traumatized. (Our fire alarms are louder than any fire alarm out there. They could wake the dead). Now whenever he hears an alarm-type noise, he'll ask if it's a fire alarm. It's also a topic of choice for him to discuss with whoever will listen.

He also likes to talk about In 'n' Out. He'll say, "I wan' two double-doubles and fries. Wid ketchup." He randomly threw this out one day in December, not long after our friend Ed had stayed with us. We had eaten at In 'n' Out with Ed one night and he had ordered two double-doubles. I guess Gordon was really impressed by that or something.

During one of my piano lessons with a student named Nate (same age as Evelyn).
Evelyn: Mom, I have something to discuss with you.
Me: Uh, discuss with me? (I was giggling at her very grown-up choice of words).
Nate (looking incredulous): What six-year old uses the word "discuss"?

Today, taking down all the Christmas cards and pictures.
Evelyn: Mom, why are you taking down all the pictures?
Me: Because.
Evelyn: "Because" is not an excuse, Mom.
Me: Um, it was time to take them down.
Evelyn: Why is it time to take them down?
Me: Uh...

Jilly is locked into the, "Why (enter question here)?" phase. She's just trying to figure out why we all do what we do. "Mom, what is this big box (my hope chest) for? Is that our quilt? Why are you folding it up that way? (So it fits in the chest). When did you make it? (This summer at Grandma's). Was that when I was two? Or when I was five? (When you were four.) How did you do it? Did Daddy make this little clock when he was little? How did he make it? Why is there a crack in it? Is this Evelyn's book? How did she make all the pictures? And on and on and on...

As I'm finishing this post.
Evelyn: Mom.....Mom.....Mom....You need to read my homework.......Mom.....Mom....Mo-om! Is your brain broken? You need to read it.
Me: "Is my brain broken?"
Evelyn: Laughing and laughing.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Gordon is now 2, holy cow

 I can't believe this kid is two. He's spoiled, as far as pictures go.
He is my sweetheart, still quite a momma's boy.
 A favorite hiding place.
 Daddy got him excited about something! Evil eyebrows. Ben calls him "pícaro." I think it means mischevious. He loves wearing his pajamas, and would stay in them all day if I let him. Sometimes I do.
 There's the beloved garbage man.
 He is perplexed by babies. He doesn't want to get too close.
 This kid LOVES to "wat da curb?" Anything resembling a curb, and he wants on it.
 He couldn't be a real boy without loving the dirt.
 Or loving dangerous weapons. Evelyn almost lost her face on this one.
He's interested in the toilet, thinks farts are hilarious, and I may try potty-training him this summer.
Pícaro #2. I'm glad he's calmed down with his destructive capabilities. He's actually interested in his toys now, instead of just cell phones and computers. He loves the Tinkerbell movies, and can plug one into the DVD player. He then finds "his memote" and pushes the skip button to all the different chapters and movie previews on the disc. The girls get a little frustrated when he's in control of the movie. On the computer, instead of banging on it like he used to, he asks for "moo-sic?", and when you put on a song he likes, he asks to "dance." For him, this is holding onto Dad or Mom's hands while jumping as hard as he can on my bed. So I guess he's figuring out that technology, as long as you're not breaking it, can do fun things for you. Yay!


Here is Gordon's Birthday song. This boy loves him some fire. The next video extends the want for more candles, and you get a glimpse of the girls too. 
For those not viewing in a newsfeed, there's another new post below this one. 

Friday, April 1, 2011

Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey?

Gordon is almost two, but when it comes to climbing, jumping, and making his parents nervous, he has the confidence of an older kid.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Gordon's favorite song

Sorry for the lack of blogging lately. We're having our share of computer issues.

Earlier this week, I was folding laundry in my room and Gordon was perched on top of my cedar chest, where he can gaze out the window and watch the world go by. His favorite thing to watch though, is the garbage man. He loves those men and their truck so much he sang them a song.

"Happa birday a garbge man, happa birday a garbge man, happa birday aaa garbge man....happa birday a garbge man!"

I wish the garbage men could have heard him. It was so cute. If only I had gotten a picture, or better, a movie of it. Sometimes I wish I could download stuff like that out of my brain and onto the computer. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Random Dinner Conversation

This was dinner a few Sundays ago.

Here are quotes from tonight's dinner conversation. We had homemade Macaroni and Cheese, chicken nuggets, and steamed broccoli. Or in Gordon's language, noo-noos, co-kies, and bok-ee.

Evelyn: When are you going to be a real mom?
Me: What do you mean? I thought a was real mom. (I'm expecting a response about when we'll have another baby) What's going to make me a real mom?
Evelyn: When you eat all different sorts of things, like cottage cheese and tapioca pudding. Like Daddy. He's the eater-dad.

Gordon had just dumped the last of his dinner on the floor.
Me: Gordon!
Jill: Mom, don't get so mad. Gordon doesn't know anything.
This was funny because I say nearly the exact same thing to her at least once a day.

Evelyn: What comes at the end of your thought? A polka-dot! Hahahaha!

Jill: Mom, I like mushrooms, sooo much. I will eat the whole mushroom store!
Evelyn: I will eat aaalll the junk food!
Jill: I don't think that's a good idea!

Our friends Cody and Karina had a baby today.
Evelyn: Why did Cody and Karina want to have kids?
Me: Why do you think Mommy and Daddy had you guys?
Evelyn: Umm, because kids are cute...so Moms and Dads don't have to be by themselves...so the parents can stay in their house forever... so the kids can learn ...so the kids can help decorating ...so the parents don't have to do it by themselves ...so they can have a big family together forever.

Jill: Why do you have a ghost sigaling(?) through the house?
Me: What?

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

18 months

This is the price I paid tonight for doing dishes while talking to my mom-in-law on the phone. I noticed he was creating kitchen catastrophe, but I really didn't notice. I was standing 3 feet away from him. I do not profess to be a super multi-tasker, and this is obvious proof. I can't talk on the phone, and do the dishes, and do something else at the same time. The plastic is my roll of garbage can liners, unrolled. That boy is an efficient mess-maker.

At the dinner table, he must be served whatever someone else is having, even if he won't eat it. If his cup is full of water, and someone else pours a glass, he wants his topped off. If Jilly gets more Parmesan cheese, Gordon wants more, despite the small mountain of cheese already on his plate. You get the idea.

This week he started shrieking for the first time (up until now it had just been an insanely loud "Hi!" and "Bye!" in Costco to whoever he made friends with). Whenever something is happening he doesn't like, the volume in the apartment starts rising. I'm fairly certain anyone in our quad who has seen me with the kids knows right where we live, due to the crazy noise coming from the windows. Gordon also mimics my countdown when the girls are in trouble. He gets to 4 all by himself, while slapping the shut door to the kid's room. The girls won't open until I start counting with him though.

Gordon still climbs everything. He doesn't even really need a footstool anymore to get onto the bathroom and kitchen counters. The kid is good. He hardly ever slips or falls. If he can get a good grip on the surface he's trying to top, he can muscle his way up there. I suspect he'll be trying to climb trees before long. He gets on top of our tall-ish dresser all time, and he could get on top of the fridge, no problem. He hasn't done that by the way, and I hope he doesn't.

He started nursery on Sunday, and got part of the way through it, but melted down after a while and sat with Ben the last hour of church. 11 am is a bad time for us. 1 pm will be more manageable in January.

He eats ice cream cones from the bottom first. Major drippage. He gets it mostly on himself, but what gets on the office-grade carpet I don't care much about anyway, they're gutting our place when we move out.
The 3 of them are definitely becoming a more cohesive group, instead of the girls off playing, and excluding Gordon all the time. I'm hoping it's a pattern that continues.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Birthday Song



Watch for Gordon to start singing along, it's really cute! "Bye-baaaaayye"

Friday, April 9, 2010

How are you one already?

Ben took a really nice video of the cake and us singing to Gordon, the little guy even started singing with us, but apparently it's too big to upload. So dang. These pictures will have to suffice
Gordon likes donut holes. And I was inspired by the cream puff cake my friend did for her daughter's birthday. This was so easy (and yummy), I loved it. I'm just not a fan of making large and complicated cakes. Not to mention all the left-overs associated with it. 
We had cut-up strawberries and Dibs chocolate-covered ice cream bites to go along with the donut holes. A finger-food birthday! The girls thought it was the best lunch EVER. 
The girls were anxious to teach Gordon the art of present-opening. We had to keep asking them to let him do it. 
Cars! Our supply of boy toys is pretty minimal, and this is just the start of a car/vehicle collection. 

Here is my Easter plug. General Conference on Easter has never thrown me off like it did this year. I was really looking forward to Conference, and Easter almost became an after-thought. I asked the Easter Bunny to keep the candy minimal this year, we didn't want the sugar. Evelyn doesn't do well on candy. One of those little packages of Skittles, and that girls is crazy, climbing the walls, fighting with Jill, etc. It's just a little more than I can handle! 
The Easter Bunny had a lot of fun setting this up. But he knew...

...there would be a Gordzilla to wreak havoc and destruction on the train yard in the morning!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Chapter 3: Wherin the Little Boy Tells His Story

Dear reader, the following is a dictated statement taken from baby Gordon at 9:05 pm MST, Wednesday April 8th, 2009. He is 7lbs, 10oz's, 20" long and, apparently, already talking. 

"Mom and Dad got a call from the hospital at 5:45am asking them to come in by 6:30, they took their time and got there after 7, making sure to say goodbye to little girl two before their trek. Mommy got hooked up to the I.V. shortly after arriving and nurse Brook, who helped deliver my older sisters, was assigned to take care of Mommy. Everything was going well and Dr. Harrison came to break Mommy's water at about 1:15.

About 45 minutes later the doctors figured out that I was bass ackwards. I was positioned the right way less than a week ago, the ultrasound lady said so, but I'm tricky and while nobody was looking I did a flip and stuck my head into Mommy's ribs. There was no way I was going to squeeze out of Mommy the regular way, so the doctors had to cut her tummy and take me out.

My head is big, 'cause I think I have a big brain, and so it got stuck. That made it hard to breath and I had some help breathing at first until I figured out how to cry. Then I gave a big long wail that made Daddy proud to have a man-child. Mommy was very brave in the operation room and Daddy got to wear a cool space suit that didn't breath very well. My big sisters and my aunt came to visit me in the hospital. They were very excited to hold me...I was really tired so I slept though the whole visit. I've already eaten twice, I'm going to be a good eater. I have the best Mommy in the world, I hope she recovers quickly."








Thursday, November 20, 2008